PEOPLE- Alec Baldwin Got Married

I’d HATE to be his wedding photographer.

I’d rather watch “Pearl Harbor” and “Rock Of Ages” 100 x each than be Alec Baldwin’s wedding photographer.

Look out!

“COFEEEEE’S FOR CLOSERS, YOU FILTHY PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU’RE FIIIIIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Terrifying.

Woody and Soon-Yi were there.  That’s pretty chill.

Are these their fanciest outfits???

Baldwin wore Tom Ford.  Woody wore Kohl’s and his daughter/wife wore Target.

Sort it.

GREG JOHNSON

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