Fattest Woman In The World Marries Chef
No effing waaaaaay!!
Well, this should motivate her towards her “goal” of becoming fattest woman in the world. And what a goal it is!!!
I like a woman with goals! SO SEXY!
Her kids must be really happy for her!!
The pair met over the internet last year and hit it off following a string of emails.
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!!!!
They met on the web?????!!!!!
NOT OK, Cupid!!!
And then it says…
Within months Parker moved in to Susanne’s home in Casa Grande, Arizona, where she lives with sons Brendin, 13, and Gabriel, 17.
No way! DUDE, YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!!
Weren’t any of his friends like “uhhh, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MAN!!!!!!
This woman will literally eat your heart out.
And so, are we to assume, this dude was like, on a dating website, and saw this woman’s PROFILE PIC and was like…
O la la! WELL, WHAT DO HAVE WE HERE???
Daddy likey! Daddy must email-y!!!!
"Dear Megan Fox, Did it hurt when you fell from the sky angel?
Who cooks your seven dinners for you? <3 Spaz”
Who could be without her? She’s dainty, yet confident.
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