Is That A Smartphone In Your Arm, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Robots will kill us all.
The latest and most real instance of robots merging with men is happening in England.
I’m reading in Somerset, UK, a man got his smart phone…
built into his arm.
They weren’t kidding? I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING!
Do you want to see the dude?
WARNING: CHICK MAGNET!!!!!
It’s like something out of a fucking horror movie.
If I saw that man walking down the street, I would run screaming in horror.
I would MOVE OUT of this guy’s neighborhood if I read about this. ”Pack up your stuff, honey! WE GOTTA ROLL!!!”
This guy is like “how can I guarantee my prosthetic arm will be UNQUANTIFIABLY terrifying?
Oh, I KNOW!!!”
Children: ”PLEASE DON’T KILL US MISTER!”
“Children, I’m not going to kill you…”
“I just want to show you the phone I built into my arm.”
If I saw this man when I was a toddler, it would be TRAUMA. (I’d be “Boy, Interrupted.” I would spend the rest of my life in a hospital with severe Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Not kidding. Deadass.)
This is what I imagine the SAW movies are about.
From the article…
“Now when I get a call, I can either hold my arm up to my ear or put it on speakerphone. I can also take it out if I need to.”
Take it out, buddy. Take it out.
Q: “Is that guy talking into his arm?”
A: “No, silly. His phone is built into his body- he’s not CRAZY!”