Robots will kill us all.  

The latest and most real instance of robots merging with men is happening in England.

Dig this.

I’m reading in Somerset, UK, a man got his smart phone…

built into his arm.

GET OUT!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

They weren’t kidding?  I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING!

That’s terrifying!

NSFW!

Do you want to see the dude?

WARNING: CHICK MAGNET!!!!!

NOOOOOO!!!

Man Gets Smartphone Built In His Arm

It’s like something out of a fucking horror movie.  

If I saw that man walking down the street, I would run screaming in horror.

I would MOVE OUT of this guy’s neighborhood if I read about this.  ”Pack up your stuff, honey!  WE GOTTA ROLL!!!”

This guy is like “how can I guarantee my prosthetic arm will be UNQUANTIFIABLY terrifying?  

Oh, I KNOW!!!”

“JACKPOT!”

Children:  ”PLEASE DON’T KILL US MISTER!”

“Children, I’m not going to kill you…”

“I just want to show you the phone I built into my arm.”

NOOOOOO!!

Terrifying.  

If I saw this man when I was a toddler, it would be TRAUMA.  (I’d be “Boy, Interrupted.”  I would spend the rest of my life in a hospital with severe Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.  Not kidding.  Deadass.)

This is what I imagine the SAW movies are about.

From the article…

“Now when I get a call, I can either hold my arm up to my ear or put it on speakerphone. I can also take it out if I need to.”

Take it out, buddy.  Take it out.

Q: “Is that guy talking into his arm?”

A: “No, silly.  His phone is built into his body- he’s not CRAZY!”

GREG

Daily Mail - iRobot: Man Gets Smartphone Built Into His Arm