I am one starving fat pig. Slimer’s my kind of ghost. A woman at a bar this weekend told me Rick Moranis died in a freak skating accident. I was freaking out! Those were some tense moments…before I found out she was lied to. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. How good is lunch?
Breaking: Whoopi Rips LOUD Fart On The View →
This Saturday at 8PM in NYC! FREE Show! One...
This is coming up soon. This Saturday night! I’ll be performing a FREE show with Bridey Elliott at 8PM at 222 Ave. B in Manhattan (Luca Lounge, 222 Ave B at 14th St.) Won’t you please come hang? It’s free. Tell your friends. GREG
Remember the Tune Where The Goo Goo Dolls Propose?
powered by Splicd.com 1:52-1:55 For like 8 years, The Goo Goo Dolls were the only band they played on FM radio. Dark days. I like that one (above) because the lead singer’s like “do you wanna get married?!?!?!?” and you’re like “did the lead singer of The Goo Goo Dolls just ask me to marry him?” In a perfect world he would! The dude looks GREAT! ...
Remember The Tune About Sorting It Out?
Do you remember this tune? Where the dude sings about sorting it out? Check the vid below. Right up my alley. I had forgotten about this song. Luckily, it was playing in the coffee shop. (Then, in the deli, More Than Words by Extreme was playing. That song perfectly describes how I feel about the deli guy.) “If I sorted it out…” powered by Splicd.com What if you...
One Night Only: This Saturday Night in Manhattan -...
This Saturday, I’m doing a show for FREE at 222 Ave B. (Luca Lounge) in Manhattan. 8PM. FREE this Saturday night. Come through! Pass it on… Love, Greg Johnson
NYMag: Jeter Sends His One Night Stands Home With... →
“It’s a profit opportunity, really. You know, in case you want to feel less like an interchangable hookup and more like a prostitute.” - New York Mag JETER! Link above. GREG JOHNSON
40 Most Memorable Tweets of 2011
Via Buzzfeed. The 40 Most Memorable Tweets of 2011 The one that shocked me the most was #20. Musician Mikey Welsh predicts his own death on Twitter. Buzzkill! The 40 Most Memorable Tweets of 2011
20 Worst Wheel Of Fortune Players Ever by Michelle... →
Wow. Thanks, Michelle Collins. Some doosies on that list (link above). End it. GREG JOHNSON
Dick Vitale's Glass Case of Emotion
Whoa, check out that video. Dicky V can barely get a word out. He’s crying too hard. Pull it together, mang! Reminds me of the “Library Closing” youtube clip, which, by the way, is SO MONEY!! I love it. (Please watch it with your eyes closed (below), to get the full effect of his voice. Or don’t!!!) Lolz. Love it. GREG JOHNSON Bonus Dumb Dicky V clips: ...
Retiring Magic CEO Denies Drunk Dialing Dwight... →
Sort it. GREG JOHNSON
Zuckerberg: Killin' It!
Whoa. Check it out. Mark Zuckerberg’s Private Facebook Photos Leaked Wow. Smile! What a genius! Zuck’s worth $17 billion right now. You’d think he wouldn’t have to murder his meat with his bare hands? He’s also had a girlfriend for a while. Man. This guy could get so many women. Him not being single is like Superman keeping his suit locked up in a...
Time's 10 Worst/Best Movies of 2011 →
Link Time’s 10 BEST Movies of 2011 10. Fast Five (I’ll still never watch it.) 9. Durango (Ditto. Unless I dabble in babysitting.) 8. Rise Of The Planet of the Apes (Franco? This was good?) 7. Cave of Forgotten Dreams (zzzzzzz) 6. Super 8 (I saw that.) 5. War Horse (Coming soon from Spielberg) 4. Tree of Life (Pitt/Penn. Killing it.) 3. Detective Dee 2. Hugo (Saw that,...
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture
Bobby Moynihan as Drunk Uncle (above…and below). GREG JOHNSON