Kris Humphries-Kardashian Can Go Back To Getting...
Here’s Kim Kardashian’s now ex-husband in his most famous highlight, getting dunked on by some other scrub. It sounds like the announcer says “HE ABSOLUTELY F*CKED IT!” Great catch phrase! I would make that my catchphrase if I were announcing sports. “Touchdown! I don’t believe it! He absolutely F*CKED IT!” GREG
Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce
Drudge sirens! Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning. I’ve been to WEDDINGS that lasted longer than her marriage. We talked about it Friday (below)? Previously - Kim’s 1 day marriage on the rocks? Kill yourselves. TMZ - Kim Kardashian to File For Divorce.
via julia segal Have a happy Halloween. GREG
Weakend: Good of the Weak
By GREG - Check them out, spread it around and scroll through PLEASE and THANK YOU. Have a good one. ________ Family In Hacking Scandal Cleans Up Steven Tyler - I Did Not Fall Off The Wagon Is That A Smartphone In Your Arm? Pregnant Woman Gives Birth In Art Space Whoopi Goldberg (Born Caryn Johnson) is a Joke Intervention’s Greatest Hits Part 1 Obama Polishes Off Some...
Til Death Do...I Want A Divorce Right Now!
No you’re not. One story popped out this week: Kim Kardashian’s new marriage is on the rocks. US Weekly - Kim Kardashian and new husband “not getting along at all” That makes sense. These two have been married how long? Like 8 seconds? What is up with people? What makes someone be like “I DO! We’re married! Everything’s awesome!” ...
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TIME: "McRib contains a flour-bleaching agent... →
Yikes. I’ll still take 50. TIME - Why McRib Isn’t Heart Smart
Is That A Smartphone In Your Arm, Or Are You Just...
Robots will kill us all. The latest and most real instance of robots merging with men is happening in England. Dig this. I’m reading in Somerset, UK, a man got his smart phone… built into his arm. GET OUT! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! They weren’t kidding? I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING! That’s terrifying! NSFW! Do you want to see the dude? WARNING: CHICK MAGNET!!!!! ...
Sexxxy Couple Alert!
Are Bill Cosby and Cindy Crawford going public with their steamy romance? GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!!! HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREG
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Steven Tyler: I Did Not Fall Off The Wagon →
Steven Tyler took a tumble in the shower this week, but he’s saying he did not fall off the wagon. Well, I got news, the picture isn’t helping his case AT ALL!!! Yikes. Lookin’ good buddy! He says he had food poisoning. Jesus Christ. Food poisoning: WHAT THE HELL WAS HE EATING?!?!?!?!?! Brains? GREG
Eddie Murphy in New Rolling Stone →
EDDIE: ”I’m quitting family movies.” (link above) GOOD! Maybe next up, quit movies? U2, Eddie Murphy AND Beavis and Butthead? Rolling Stone’s latest HOT LIST stays current!!! End it, GREG
Breaking Health Alert?
New York, NY This was an actual “Health Alert” on the news the other night. (I took a picture of the screen like a spaz.) Say what? …the hell? Sort that out. That is not a “health alert.” And, obviously, this study has never heard of a genius by the name of…Whoopi Goldberg! LOLZ!!! Whoopi is hilarious. It was HYSTERICAL when she said Mel...
UPDATE - Brooklyn Performance Artist Gives Birth In Art Gallery Nooooo! SO SAD I MISSED IT! The gallery said in a statement that “Baby X” was born at 10:17 a.m. Tuesday. GREAT NAME! Previously - Live Birthing In Bushwick Anyone?
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What's Your Favorite Show Ever? Besides...
That TV show “Intervention” is CRAZY. Did you ever see the one where the girl was addicted to air spray? It’s pretty horrid- SO LET’S TAKE A MINUTE TO RELIVE IT! (Warning- this girl is out of her mind and might kill us all.) This: WOW. I hope you were sitting down. The feeling is mutual! It’s like we’re ALL walking on sunshine, Alison!!!! And this...
Good Wednesday Morning. Rock Out
This song makes me laugh 100% of the time. Have you heard Hoogie Boogie Land lately? Catchy!!!!! Blast that. GREG
I Love Art!
Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC — Get the Hell out of here!!! A 36 year old artist (Marni Kotak) plans to give birth in front of an audience at a Brooklyn Art Space. YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!!!!! What audience??? If you’re sitting in an audience AT A LIVE BIRTHING IN BUSHWICK you CANNOT BE psyched with how your life is going. You gotta be looking around at the other freaks who got tickets...
We Are All Fat Pigs
Hollywood, CA - Hail to the beef, kid! TMZ is reporting Obama pigged out at Roscoe’s Chicken in LA yesterday. I am so jelz. I could go for about 2 Country Boy Combos right now. And by 2, I mean 10. (JUST SHOVE THEM IN MY FACE!!) Whoa, nelly, B.O.!!! GET IN THERE, BUDDY! Don’t be shy! GET AFTER IT!!! Pound that dog, big boy! I can’t tell if Michelle is skeptical...
I'm Going To Pittsburgh!
I am going to Pittsburgh, PA this coming weekend, to perform my electrifying stand up comedy act. Pittsburgh, PA - Club Cafe - This Saturday 10/29/2011 One of my favorite actors ever is from P-burg- Michael Keaton! Keaton was a stand-up comic. Check it: “When I was a kid, I always wanted to be cool.” - Michael Keaton Mission accomplished, Keaton. YOU’RE FUCKIN...
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Ferris Bueller Looks AMAZING!
Chill burns, kid! They must smell great, too, because SJP is GOING TO TOWN!!!!!!! Easy there, Carrie Bradshaw. That dress is ludicrous. GREG
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Actual deli. Actual name. NY we love you, but you’re bringing us down etc.
More Halloween Weak!
This happens to be another one of my favorite Youtubes. I laugh so hard: Do not fuck with Tyrone! Love, GREG
Thank God It's Monday
Good morning! And Happy Monday. Thanks for coming to the site. We’re going to have a great week! It’s almost Halloween, so here’s 1 of the best Youtube videos of all time. Bobby Brown/Mike Tyson RUINING Monster Mash (c. 2006?). Gotta be Jimmy Kimmel Live’s finest moment: I can’t. GREG
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McDonald's Profits Jump 9% →
No surprise there. McDonald’s is killing it in this economy. It’s because of fat, broke pigs like me. I could go for 6 Rolo McFlurries right now. Related: I’m lovin’ it.
Blogs Are The Worst
Some writer on a website called “Gawker.com” called Steve Jobs “rude and spiteful,” THE DAY AFTER HE DIED. He talked a BUNCH of shit. I’ll tell you who’s rude and spiteful, the website called “Gawker.com.” Manhattan, NY - Gawker.com - Steve Jobs Was An Asshole It’s probably in poor taste to talk shit about a dude the day he dies of...
Family In Hacking Scandal To Get $3.2 Million →
I wish News Of The World would hack my phone! I’d make it rain!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s a photo of the family:
Great Howard on Youtube
Manhattan, NY - Here’s part 1 (and 2) of Howard’s interview with rapper T.I. from Wednesday. Hilarious. This is probably my best post jk.
Lindsay Lohan looks great!!!!!!! Is your face bruised? More importantly, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME??? T.G.I.F. GREG